NAIL GUN MASSACRE
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FRIGHTMARE VIDEO proudly announces the release of Terry Lofton's 1986 slasher cheese-fest on a Numbered, Limited Edition, retro VHS big box!
"The best movie ever filmed in Seagoville, TX!" - Joe Bob Briggs A true direct to video release in 1986, Nail Gun Massacre now gets a retro VHS clam-shell release complete with painted cover art never before available in the US! Featuring an all new music video by old school death metal band "Nailgun Massacre" for their hit single "Nailed to the Wall". About Nail Gun Massacre Originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills, this 1986 "so bad it's good" slasher revels in it's own ineptness. Unintentional laughs abound as a small town doctor (Rocky Patterson wearing a blue jean jacket and black muscle shirt) teams up with the local sheriff (Grizzly Adams look-a-like Ron Queen) to solve a series of disturbing murders. Our killer speaks....but his voice (or her voice, one can never tell) sounds like Darth Vader as he spouts the lamest one liners ever committed to film. A dead body lies unnoticed on a busy main street sidewalk. A nailed victim falls dead on top of a BBQ grill....and pushes himself back up when the grill begins to fall over. All this PLUS:
This highly collectible VHS retro release is NUMBERED and STRICTLY LIMITED to 1000 copies! Technical Information
TAGLINES: A very penetrating story! Who will get nailed next? It's time to leave the toolbox in the shed... Cheaper than a Chainsaw! |
